Resolution Number 19
Learn to lie.
I am honest by design. My lying skills are non-existent. If a lie comes out of my mouth it is the biggest brightest thing in the room and everyone can tell. If I chose to say nothing at all, every emotion and thought is written on my face. I thought this was a good thing. It's good to be an honest, transparent person, right? NO! It makes me see-through and easily manipulated. Also, my first reactions may not be the best or most thought out. I should have time to mold my thoughts and feelings before sharing them.
I'm going to learn to lie. I'm not sure how. I'll probably google "how to lie." I'll practice on small things first. I'll practice on Kevin so he can tell me how I'm doing. I'll look for a good mentor and copy them.
And maybe I'll lie about my next resolution!
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