Thursday, March 22, 2012

Failure Day 23

Today's Failure (end of today is RIGHT now) : I failed to take any time for myself. I worked 17 hrs. Yes. I fell asleep twice for about 7 minutes. Neither one counted. The first time I woke up having drooled all over myself, the second I was woken by a radio call that sent my heart racing. Not exactly restful.

Wednesday, March 21, 2012

Failure Day 21

Today's failure: I failed to take a shower. Yep. I'm dirty. I hit the snooze button for a record 1 hr and 15 min. I did not have time to shower. I came home for 2 hrs in the middle of the day. I napped. I did not shower. I will go home late tonight. I will probably not shower. I fail.

Tuesday, March 20, 2012

Failure Days 16-20

Really? REALLY? I haven't posted in 5 days?! I've obviously been trapped in a time warp.

So here's 5 failures in no particular order:

1) I failed to see Alex & Elliot as much as I wanted. Work just interfered. Simple as that.

2) I failed to do the laundry this week. My laundry.

3) I've failed to find my lost earring. Last seen with laundry.

4) I failed to come up with a plan for my life.

5) I also did not do anything PT.

Friday, March 16, 2012

Failures Day 14-15

Failure for March 14th: Failed to not drink too much at a concert. I've developed a drinking cliff in my old age, I'm fine and then one drink pushes me over. I didn't puke in the alley I'm told, but I have a nasty bruise in my elbow.

Failure for March 15th: Responding to work. I ignored a lot yesterday. I kept my phone on silent. It didn't help much.

Tuesday, March 13, 2012

Failure Day 13

Today's Failure: I failed to make it back to work to pick up the fabric I need to work on. I ran, I ate dinner, I need to shower and I am super sleepy. Not going to happen tonight. Blah!

Failure Day 12

Yesterday's Failure: I failed to see the end to "Number 17". It was Hitchcock Day and we laid down on the couch at the end of a long day to watch one we'd never seen. I struggled to keep my eyes open but I failed right at the end.

I'm going to go wiki the plot now...

Sunday, March 11, 2012

Failure Day 11

Today's Failure: I failed to get food before everything in downtown Pittsburgh closed because it's Sunday. I wasn't that hungry. It's why I waited. But as soon as a food source was completely unavailable is when the real hunger set in.

I only have to last until 9:30p.... ish.

Failure Day 10

Today's failure: I failed to supervise the last dance show today. Fed up with work, I decided to spend time with my family.

Friday, March 9, 2012

Failure Day 9

Today's Failure: Gym Fail: Left music in car. Wore lacy underwear. Wore robot socks.

And she kicked my ass.

Failure Day 8

Yesterday Failure: I failed at going to the grocery store. I had packed my coupons but then got really really tired. I did not go. I still have no food.

Thursday, March 8, 2012

Failure Day 7

Yesterday's failure: Failure to take my pills at the right time.

The alarm on my phone goes off and I am no where near my medicine. This also greatly decreases the chance I'll remember when I get home.

Tuesday, March 6, 2012

Failure Day 6

Today's failure: Personal training. I showed up 10 minutes late and forgot my gym bag. Still used my extra time to bitch to my trainer in the lobby about my life.

Failure Day 5

Yesterday's Failure: Failure to not see my ex-boyfriend. If wasn't a horrible idea but I should really get other friends.

Since I can't repeat the fact that I failed to update this again. I'll just have to add to it.

Monday, March 5, 2012

Failure Day 4

Yesterday's Failure: Failure to blog about a failure.

Saturday, March 3, 2012

Failure Day 3

Today's Failure: Not letting work get to me when I'm not at work.

It was an issue I couldn't fix. It was an issue that wasn't my fault. And yet it still took hours out of my day and turned them into stomach-knotted-anger moments.

I tried. I failed.

Friday, March 2, 2012

Failure Day 2

Today's Failure: Taking out the trash.

It's not like I have much trash but the trash that I do have should be sitting on curb. It's not. It's still in the can. Because when I woke up this morning I had no idea what day it was.

Thursday, March 1, 2012

Failure Day 1

Today's failure: Any work at all.

By the time I'd dropped Kevin off at the airport and made it into work I was a sad distracted mess. Work never had a chance.

Introduction to March

"Sometimes failure is good. Inspirational even. March: a failure a day." - Alex Lysiak